Rochester woman hilarious trolls guy on dating app with Bruno Mars

His profile said he wanted DDs, but he got Bruno Mars instead

Keisha Diephuis

Keisha Diephuis

Single mother in Rochester, Minnesota, Keisha joins us regularly for Adventures in Dating. In Episode 5, she talks about a guy who contacted her but was rude, so she trolled him in the funniest way. Click PLAY to listen to the episode (click HERE for the auto-generated, unedited transcript).

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How to Troll Like a Pro by Keisha

James- You enjoy trolling men with unrealistic expectations. I like it. Yeah.

Keisha- Yeah. So there’s this guy who had a profile that the city wanted a girl with double D’s and then he said she should be available for 10 all her wishes and me 24/7 cooking all meals and being like a size two.

James- wow

Keisha- And he actually started one with me, so I was like, okay, well, I’m just gonna play with this guy now because clearly, I have no idea why he’s talking to me. I don’t fit any of those qualifications… so he said, tell me things you like.

And I said, the gold jewelry was shining so bright. And he was like, tell me more. And I said strawberry champagne on ice. And he’s like, is that even a thing? And I said I wasn’t done yet. I love silk sheets and diamonds, all it goes, wow, what a list that sounds incredibly demanding.

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I just said, lucky for you. That’s what I like. And he is serious about it. And I’m going, that’s what I expect from the deal. If it works, especially if I do all the work around the house and need to be available 24/7. Exactly. He was like, yeah. And it was like, peace. So, I mean, thanks Bruno Mars for the help on that one.

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